Thou wilt go now, rabbit. But I go with thee. As long as there is one of us there is both of us.

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

How charming is divine Philosophy! Not harsh, and crabbed as dull fools suppose, But musical as is Apollo's lute, And a perpetual feast of nectar'd sweets, Where no crude surfet raigns.

Christmas is a time for families.

BEG, v. To ask for something with an earnestness proportioned to the belief that it will not be given.

I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.

Because in a split second, it's gone.

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.

Advice from others is always filtered through self interest.

I don't work with a trainer. I just go to cheerleading practice and run a couple times a week.

I want to be a homer. I'm getting paid for something that I love to do. I would do it for nothing.

One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name