Though I know consciousness kind of boxes you in, it still encompasses the artists that I knew were conscious throughout history of music - they're the ones that you look at as the legends.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Truth is immortal

My attitude to you will always be the same no matter if you love me or hate me.

Facts are never as salient as feelings.

We grow before we even know what growth means. We just know, I see things differently now.

I tell everyone who asks me about writing...almost everyone has an idea for a book, and some even have a great ending, but it's that 290 or so pages in between that are tough!

Faith sees the invisible believes the unbelievable and receives the impossible.

No language is rude that can boast polite writers.

The Houston Astros are the youngest team in the National League if you judge by age.

Labor is really going to hurt.

You have to go hunting to know the excitement of seeing someone get their first deer. It's a thrill for them. It is.