Though I never scruple a lie to serve my Master, it hurts one's conscience to be found out!

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

A question impresses me more than an answer.

Indeed His blessings are in the struggle.

I'm always interested in learning something new.

My brain feels like a cool, deep lake.

Every person has parallel tracks. You have your personal life or your life as an artist, or whatever it is you do.

I made my choice to be in Ferrari. It is not easy because it is important for a man to have satisfaction. And for me to get the satisfaction I want means getting results.

Try to stick to free weights as much as possible as they work the stabilizers as well as the main muscles being targeted!

The light of love sees no walls.

Because no man wants to be a coward in front of a cheese.

Swing will never sound as good as it did in the '40s.