Though I was careful never to mention it, I began to see a new dimension in everything that happened.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

If you want to bethe best you can be, don’t judge anyone.Not even yourself.

There is a great difference between a good physician and a bad one yet very little between a good one and none at all.

I never trusted a man who never smoked or drank.

When you get over 95, every day is your day.

She was wearing the same clothes, but now she looked haggard and dirty. The delicate illusions that get us through life can only stand so much strain.

People who love to eat are always the best people.

To deny being lovers in order to gain something.That can result in a much worse situation than one can imagine.

Few people do business well, who do nothing else.

We're not in a world of information overload, we're in a world of filter failure.

In a year of re-election he was desperate to impress.