Though a smile is little work, its effects are long lasting.

I do not take steroids. I never have. It's sad to me that people want to point fingers. I don't do that. That's not me. I wouldn't feel like a human being.

I think self-discipline is something, it's like a muscle. The more you exercise it, the stronger it gets.

As a kid, I would look at my dad and ask him why he was wearing jeans with his tux. Today I love to do it. It's just fun to be a little more unique.

I've been blessed, acne never knocked on my door. I think I look pretty darn good.

Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

Ships feare fire more then water. [Ships fear fire more than water.]

Love comes unseen; we only see it go.

It's funny because the most sane women I've ever met are my mom and my grandmothers. I think you have to be incredibly sane and self-aware to function in relatively insane environments.

You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

If you are animated by right principles, and are fully awakened to the true dignity of life, the subject of amusements may be left to settle itself.