Though we often wonder why God does what he does, we can be sure he does it on better information.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I believe consistency and orthogonality are tools of design, not the primary goal in design.

When someone else makes a mistake, it is their responsibility to correct it, but it is your responsibility to handle how you feel about it.

It has been calculated by the ablest politicians that no State, without being soon exhausted, can maintain above the hundredth part of its members in arms and idleness.

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck.

Would you like an adventure now, or would you like to have your tea first?

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers.

I awaken today, appreciating everything in sight, and I give thanks.

The Pakistanis are straightforward and sometimes extremely stupid. The Indians are more devious, sometimes so smart that we fall for their line.

My concept of drama requires obstacles, and there's no obstacles in comfort.

There are a lot of great actresses out there. You learn to appreciate each one for what they offer.