Three days a week and Im home at the ranch in Fallbrook with my avocados.

We host some trips all over the world. We go to Alaska. We go to Mexico. We're going to Venezuela in December. We've been to Russia, all in conjunction with the radio show.

On other shows, guys can't wait to put 3000 miles between them during hiatus.

I love talk and I love fishing. I'm having a ball.

Every weekend he'd have me come down to work on Dragnet, which by now was on television as well as radio.

My main worry is that after a certain point you become so identified with a character and a series that you might not be able to get work when your show goes off the air.

I even played Jack Webb's partner on the radio version of Dragnet for a while.

My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season.

Friendship is the best kind of ship.

A peaceful nature is the best doctor for an unpeaceful mind!

He. Does there have to be a he? It seems weak and unoriginal doesn’t it, for stories told by girls to always have a he?

My very first acting role was Tiny Tim in 'A Christmas Carol.'

I feel that sin and evil are the negative part of you, and I think it's like a battery: you've got to have the negative and the positive in order to be a complete person.

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

My whole life was writing, recording and touring over and over again. At some point I realised I wasn't enjoying myself any more.

If I was going to do anything, I'd be a producer, only because I'd like to have a say in what gets made and what doesn't.

I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.

I started really young, like 12 or 13, and then I started doing school plays. We had a really good drama department, so the kind of drama-geek stigma wasn't really there in my high school.