Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

What's helped me is having really good friends I know I can rely on. Cameron Diaz is one of the greatest friends anyone can ever have. She has so much love to give.

I lost all feeling a long time ago. Basketball is basketball. It doesn't matter what floor I'm on.

Civilized men arrived in the Pacific, armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers, and the Bible.

There's one fool at least in every married couple.

Successful entrepreneurs judge correctly the need for change, then do something about it.

The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.

Our world is a college, events are teachers, happiness is the graduating point, character is the diploma God gives man.

You are my lover, you're my best friend. You're in my soul.

By means of corporal and temporal things we may comprehend the eternal and the spiritual.

Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need.