Three of my children are medical doctors, they know at least a hundred times as much about your body as my grandfather knew, but they don't know much more about soul than he did.

Work at being a humble person.

Everyone has special talents, and it is our duty to find ours and use them well.

If you want to have a better performance than the crowd, you must do things differently from the crowd.

Bull-markets are born on pessimism, grow on skepticism, mature on optimism and die on euphoria.

To buy when others are despondently selling and sell when others are greedily buying requires the greatest fortitude and pays the greatest reward.

An attitude of gratitude creates blessings.

To get joy, we must give it and to keep joy, we must scatter it.

Sell a stock only when you have found a new stock that is a 50% better bargain than the one that you hold.

The person who really wants to do something finds a way; the other finds an excuse.

It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

The very fact that a Frenchman was prepared, after tow minutes of conversation, to be so friendly towards anyone, especially one who had come from England, made me restless.

'Insane Farting Corpse' is a really hard movie to do a Q&A for. The audience is still kind of reeling and being like, "I don't know what to ask."

Fake feeling good.... You're going to have to learn to fake cheerfulness. Believe it or not, eventually that effort will pay off: you'll actually start feeling happier.

Freely they stood who stood, and fell who fell.

They (the people of Puerto Rico) are truly the sweetest people on earth.

The heart of religion lies in its personal pronouns.

In church, sacred music would make believers of us all — but preachers can be counted on to restore the balance.

It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.

I love action films. It's my favorite genre.