Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

It's now what enters men's mouths that's evil. It's what comes out of their mouths that is.

I’m frozen in place as his eyes rake over me.

If it is not right do not do it

If the inevitably of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. God knows that's what everyone else does.

I'm very proud of myself because I have come so close to just giving up and I haven't done that.

Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining the separateness and integrity of one's own self.

The choice you make, between hating and forgiving, can become the story of your life.

when man and women are able to respect and accept there differences the love has a chance to blossom

The people on this planet who end up doing nothing are those who never realized they couldn't do everything.

If a senator or congressman notices 25 phone calls, on any issue, on any given day, it is noted.