Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at that same moon. I wonder how many of them haven’t got any eyebrows?

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

Those who fear life are already three parts dead.

And, we have no such thing as a budget anymore. Our manager freaks when we show him the bill. We're lavish to the bone, but all our money goes back into the product.

I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.

Life itself is dispare, so we must make darkness our ally

The executive moves we are announcing today will strengthen American for the long-term future and reflect well on the depth of the Company's management team.

The nuclear weapons were not useful for the achievement of political objectives.

I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.

Tragedy delights by affording a shadow of the pleasure which exists in pain.

There's no such thing, you know, as picking out the best woman: it's only a question of comparative badness, brother.

Life is the unfolding of the latent capacities of the soul.