Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.

Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.

Science adjusts its views based on what's observed Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.

It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.

Love without evidence is stalking.

You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? - Medicine.

The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.

It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days

Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief; it is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.

Define yourself by what you love.

I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me

All the drain leads to the ocean...So chill out and enjoy the motion!

...You know something, don't you?""I know lots of things--your inquiry needs to be more specific.""Just answer the question.""True/false or multiple choice?

Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.

How did I escape? With difficulty. How did I plan this moment? With pleasure!

I never did love Hollywood, I just loved the work.

A good photographer can make you look incredible, even when you're not feeling very sexy.

I am I because my little dog knows me but, creatively speaking the little dog knowing that you are you and your recognising that he knows, that is what destroys creation. That is what makes school.

Simon Wiesenthal, like few others personally felt the shadow of history in its brutality.

Life's to short for chess.

The military is a meritocracy. It's an up or out. It's shaped like a pyramid.