Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.

Success--something your friends will never forgive you.

Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.

Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.

A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.

A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?

Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.

Life--a lifelong death sentence.

Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.

I have been at war with parts of myself for so long

Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.

Do not expect anything from any one.

In altered states of consciousness, the nervous system itself becomes a ‘sixth sense’ that produces a variety of images including entoptic phenomena.

Oh, I’m sorry. Did you want a fan club? You are right. I loved the movie, and you were perfect in it, you were absolutely amazing. Definitely Oscar material.

True hospitality consists of giving the best of yourself to your guests.

Of late, attempts have been made in the USA - at a high level and in a rather cynical form - to play the "Chinese card" against the USSR. This is a shortsighted and dangerous policy.

The middle-aged woman is the ground bed of the audience that watches television and yet they are absolutely invisible.

It's like the basket is an ocean and everything you throw up is going in. You get into that kind of groove, and it's all good.

If I'm singing, I'm happy - that's what I've learned about myself.