Throwing money at problems never solved anything!

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Death is more universal than life

Wonder is the precondition for all wisdom.

Thus does a 'necessary evil' become an idol. Maybe we're stuck with it. But do we have to worship it?

If I could do it over, I'd want to come up to the big leagues like Mike Trout. He's exciting and I like watching him.

Cultures that don't laugh at themselves are cults.

His goodness stands approved,Unchanged from day to day;I'll drop my burden at His feet,And bear a song away.

I believe the biggest breakthroughs on cancer could come from brilliant researchers based in India.

In my house, it is always a scramble from paycheck to paycheck.

I try to treat people as people and not put them in pigeonholes.

The daisy, by the shadow that it casts, Protects the lingering dewdrop from the sun.