Thursday! It can’t be! It’s too gruesome!

Well, when I get it the only thing that does any good is to jump in a cab and go to Tiffany's. Calms me down right away.

Certain shades of limelight wreck a girl's complexion.

If I could find a real life place to make me feel like Tiffany's, then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name.

Of course, personally, I think it'd be tacky to wear diamonds before I'm forty.

I'm just crazy about Tiffany's!

You know those days when you get the mean reds?

If we're going to be friends let's get one thing straight right now. I hate snoops.

But it's customary to present a little proof before you take the privilege.

I’ve got to do something about the way I look. I mean a girl just can’t go to Sing Sing with a green face.

I draw the art for the writers. A lil' chibi of each author crowns their articles.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

We're children of God through our blood kinship with Christ. We're also sons and daughters of Adam and Eve, with a hereditary craving for forbidden fruit salad.

When you smoke (ganja) you don't want to war.

I'm excited to flex my Broadway muscles - it keeps you alive as an actor.

Luck, if there is such a thing, is either going to favor everyone equally or going to exhibit a preference for the prepared.

I think there comes a point in probably most father-son relationships where the son kind of starts becoming the parent.

Much malice mingled with a little wit Perhaps may censure this mysterious writ.

I love discordancy. It makes people ill at ease and wakes up a part of their brain that's normally asleep.

There is nothing wrong with God's plan that man should earn his bread by the sweat of his brow.

I like to write adventure stories; that's what I tell myself. But you can't help letting your own personality, your own experiences, slip through.