Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

She's vibrator dependent.

I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.

Proverbs 9:10 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.

Art is visceral and vulgar - it's an eruption.

I had to remind Gary Kristen often that he was in the covers to field against Sachin not to applaud him

The opposite of bad is not good.The opposite of bad is love

If we nourish imagination, we nourish everything else.

I am so deaf I am debarred from hearing all the time articulation and have to depend on the judgment of others.

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

If you don't like trading, gambling and betting, then you don't like living.