Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

You know a real friend?Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.

There's always darkness around, and if you focus on the darkness, you don't know where to go. But if you direct yourself at the light - there it is! It's right there.

I believe that opportunity looks a lot like hard work.

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.

The thoughts of great men are the common heritage of humanity and let our countrymen receive inspiration and guidance from these thoughts.

Whenever you are questioning a person's desire for something, consider what he does, not necessarily what he says.

The goal of evolution is self - conquest

All I ever had before you was nightmares. But now I dream. Because of you.

I'm so proud that my offspring became a musician. I'm full of awe that we are able to have a whole family live the life of artists.

There is nothing settled in manners, but the laws of behavior yield to the energy of the individual.