Time didn't pass; it tailgated.

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Shared joy is increased, shared pain is lessened.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

It's always coldest before the warm.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Never will I give my hand where my heart does not accompany it.

All I can say is if you check my record going back a long time, I have stood with those who are hurting. I have stood with those who have no money.

I want to show audiences I can act.

Um... Bulgaria is an interesting country. The people are lovely. There are potholes the size of small planets.

When I first saw tap dancing, I immediately got it: the righteousness of being able to make so much noise with your feet!

Singing is definitely not my forte. I'll put that out there on the record.

Organizations, by their very nature are designed to promote order and routine. They are inhospitable environments for innovation.

I hope we shall . . . crush in [its] birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations.

There is no blue without yellow and without orange.