Time erodes people, and when you are old enough you weigh nothing. It's comforting to know that I will never be as frail.

Most people are so mind-bogglingly aggravating that it's impossible to overreact to them, even if that means killing yourself.

I should learn patience, it's a shame there's no time for that.

I have also figured out that for many people death is a difficult subject, not at all as simple as it is for me.

Love is everything a person desires for in his life, but love is not in getting love, but giving the most love you have to others

People say money ain't nothing money is basically everything.

Being professional is just really clearly the way to go and helps you on the road to longevity.

Love is so blind, it feels right when it's wrong.

There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.

You have to grab moments when they happen. I like to improvise and ad lib.

Marriage succeeds only as lifetime commitment with no escape clauses.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time a steady eye.