Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

please believe that things are good with me, and even when they're not, they will be soon enough. And i will always believe the same about you.

If you truly want LOVE to enter your Heart, you HAVE to give a DAMN about what's going on around you!!

If you submit to your gift, you will become known and influential

Real humility is not about denying the gifts you are offered

Journey freely along your chosen path, in a manner of your own choosing.

Religion and Science are two aspects of social life, of which the former has been important as far back as we know anything of man

The modern world is devoted to vanishing species, vanishing weather and vanishing capacity for wonder.

Don't agonise, organise.

Writers don't have lifestyles. They just sit in little rooms and write.

I'm susceptible to that sort of thing - to walls and flowers. You can probably get something more from a wall than a person sometimes. It's just put somewhere.