Time has a funny way of airbrushing relationships, removing all the things that were wrong so when you look back it looks much better than it really was.

Too many people miss out on real love because they're too busy waiting for the ONE to show up

...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.

But I figure you're never too old to learn. That's when you become old, when you stop being fascinated by things, when you stop wanting to learn and explore.

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.

Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet.... Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

Not doing anything can be worse than doing the wrong thing.

For a split second they stared at each other. A fleeting, lasting moment. One person noticing another person out of a whole crowd of strangers.

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

Life doesn't hang around, it keeps moving and if you don't keep up you can lose things.

When you look up and don’t see the stars, the universe may have cleared the sky for you to replace them.

i am not oxytocin but i will try to become, because I am Live In oxytocin Society

The best way to be happy is to make someone else happy.

Every time when we think we smart, and following for mainstream, we've been used to kill ourselves. 08.07.11

Books allow you to open doors, and chapters allow you to explore

Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

Your ability to use mind whatever way you choose is outrageous. Much will depend upon how intensely you approach the study and the state of mind in which you begin.

Athletics is in my blood.

My dreams are worthless, my plans are dust, my goals are impossible. All are of no value unless they are followed by action.

Until you have enough money accumulated, sacrifice luxury. Sacrifice TV, time out, and even time with your family and friends.