Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let's go!

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!

Start shaping your own day. Start walking your own walk. This journey is yours, take charge of it. Stop giving other people the power to shape your life.

A good traveler is one who who does not know where he is going to, and a perfect traveler does not know where he came from.

Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert

The higher the better. It's more about an attitude. High heels empower women in a way.

We revel in the laxness of the path we take.

The trouble with these people is that their cities have never been bombed and their mothers have never been told to shut up.

The National Education Association is the al-Qaida of education.

Life is not a journey you want to make on autopilot.

When the mind's an empty room The clear days come.