Time travel is awesome....And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it...The first time.

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

The best way to convert your time into products is through the power of isolation.

A lot of good days..makes a great life !!Each day is important. Plan & execute it meticulously.

The best way for children to learn grammar is by making them habitual readers.

One thing I have a tendency to do is not write choruses, or write choruses that have different words. The first chorus will have different words than the second chorus.

I want to keep growing. I should take a couple steps every year if I want to be one of the best players in the league.

I think we are dying in America, I think our democracy is over.

God's call doesn't register in a vacuum; only a person who is committed to doing God's will can receive a call.

I'm extremely blessed with my teammates. They're such an encouragement in my life. I have people praying for me and I'm praying for them as well.

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.

The infant is ten and he stays.