Time was this place didn’t make sense and I could live with it. Either it’s changed, or I have.

God, how impossible life is without money. Nothing can ever overcome it, it's everything when it's anything. How can I write in peace with endless worries of money, money, money? (“Disappearing Act”)

God has chosen you for a purpose

To succeed means you to sail across some difficult courses.

You might be surrounded in a room of utter darkness, but if you light only one match, all the darkness is defeated.

For when we quaff the gen'rous bowl, Then sleep the sorrows of our soul. Let us drink the juice divine, The gift of Bacchus, god of wine. When I take wine, my cares go to rest.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.

Get excited and enthusiastic about your own dream. This excitement is like a forest fire - you can smell it, taste it, and see it from a mile away.

What better motivation is there to get in better shape than imagining your thighs exposed, watusyin' and a shimmyin' all over the stage.

I'm an extremist. Either I'm being healthy and organic, or I want a big, juicy In-N-Out burger, I want it all now! It sure makes me happy.