Time - whether you are burning it up or falling in love or spreading it out thin in a dentist's waiting room - is a commodity that cannot be weighed out and measured by clocks.

Everything, if you could only see it clearly enough, like this, is beautiful and complete. Everything has its own perfection.

Everything begins and ends at exactly the right time and place.

Those who try and fail are much wiser than those who never try for fear of failure.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

Doctrines provide an architecture for both Republican and Democrat presidents to carry out policies.

God always takes the simplest way.

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.

By getting your customers to agree with you in small steps along the way, you have a better chance of reaching agreement when it's time to do business.

I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

You take five fingers. Individually, I can pin any one of them, but if I pin them together (makes a fist), it's damn near impossible to turn this around.

I wasn't certain of anything anymore, except that New Orleans was a faithless friend and I wanted to leave her.

The crowning experience of all, for the homecoming man, is the wonderful feeling that, after all he has suffered, there is nothing he need fear anymore—except his God.