Timothy Leary and I kept the same hours. He believed, as I do, that “After midnight, all things are possible.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

And even then, it might not have been too awful, but his head snapped back and he hit a rock, breaking like a blunt molar from the ground.

Having family responsibilities and concerns just has to make you a more understanding person.

The outstanding scientific discovery of the twentieth century is not television, or radio, but rather the complexity of the land organism.

First restrain, next blockade, lastly destroy.

Write for the right reasons - i.e. yourself.

In the history of life, no good news has followed that sentence ["We have to talk."].

Artists are the radical voice of civilization.

What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.