Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults

Surely if we knew what bitterness fate held in store, we would shrink back in fear and let the cup of life pass us by untasted.

The mission of the United States is one of benevolent assimilation.

His core business still is self-promotion.

I feel great. George W.Bush is leaving. We're leaving. It's all perfect timing.

In the beginning what is necessary is to feel that there is something worthwhile to be attained otherwise we won't do it.

Each person is an idiom unto himself, an apparent violation of the syntax of the species.

New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging.

I'm always trying to make people happy, that's really my theme on Vine. I always say I love life like crazy and I want people to love life like crazy too.

Nor is drunkenness censured for anything so much as its intemperate and endless talk.

I refuse to allow people to stop me from living and enjoying my life.