'Tis a strange thing, Sam, that among us people can't agree the whole week, because they go different ways upon Sundays.

There is no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.

A good husband makes a good wife at any time.

Women never really command until they have given their promise to obey; and they are never in more danger of being made slaves than when the men are at their feet.

Those who know the least obey the best.

Observe this, that tho a woman swear, forswear, lie, dissemble, back-bite, be proud, vain, malicious, anything, if she secures the main chance, she's still virtuous; that's a maxim.

Charming women can true converts make, We love the precepts for the teacher's sake.

Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.

Captain is a good travelling name and so I take it.

'Twas for the good of my country that I should be abroad. Anything for the good of one's country-I'm a Roman for that.

Necessity, the mother of invention.

For me, it's very childish to tour on a train. And I think that's a powerful quality, to inspire childishness.

They'd rather see me fail than succeed, That's why I'm alone on my own with no team. Don't need no green, though I got some to spend; In the end...all I really need is a friend.

Love is much more demanding than law.

The maimings of love are endlessly funny.

The mighty and supreme Jesus, who was to transfigure all humanity by his divine wit and grace-this Jesus has flown.

My soul has grown deep like the rivers.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

All the tears women shed, they leave no mark on the world.

I had wrung impressionism dry and I finally came to the conclusion that I know neither how to paint nor how to draw.

And as for the Pope, I refuse him, as Christ's enemy and Antichrist, with all his false doctrine.