Tis immortality to die aspiring, As if a man were taken quick to heaven.

I will neither yield to the song of the siren nor the voice of the hyena, the tears of the crocodile nor the howling of the wolf.

Let no man value at a little price A virtuous woman's counsel; her winged spirit Is feathered often times with heavenly words, And, like her beauty, ravishing and pure.

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.

Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee. Light gains make heavy purses. 'Tis good to be merry and wise.

Be free all worthy spirits, and stretch yourselves, for greatness and for height.

An Englishman, being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion.

The best way to accomplish something is to just do it, and then find the courage afterward.

Love is Natures second sun.

Fair words never hurt the tongue.

Young men think old men are fools, but old men know young men are fools.

When the word is heard consult the source, and beware the messenger.

War is a contagion.

Build a life, don't live one...

A God you understood would be less than yourself.

There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good for America.

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean.

Powerful women are a threat in any society which is why I am such a target.

I'm a geek, I like to code, I even like to use spreadsheets when I cook.

Forty-five percent of Iraqi citizens think it is morally okay to attack American troops.

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor, I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours, free Retin-A.