Tis in ourselves that we are thus, or thus.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

A change in hairstyle gives a new look.

May any praise of your character come from others instead of yourself.

The day of battle dawned pink as the fresh-bitten thigh of a maiden.

I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.

A man with an invention on which he has spent his life, but has no means to get it developed for the good of humanity - or even patented for himself - must feel the pinch of poverty very acutely.

Forever and forever and forever

I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.

How terrible is wisdom, when it brings no profit to the man that's wise

And if my present actions strike you as foolish, let's just say I've been accused of folly by a fool.