Tis only when faced with our own mortality that we truly realize what it means to be alive,

We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

If you want to get results in your life try with comedy... first pressure then apply comedy. Always it shallow the shitty life-pressure!

I think our insecurities are our biggest challenges, and we all have them. Trust me, I've got plenty of my own.

Courage is generosity of the highest order, for the brave are prodigal of the most precious things.

The great purpose in life is to take your destiny out of the hands of others.

I think with all the odd jobs I ever had, there was some kind of enlightenment but, yes, a lot of pain and suffering that I don't want to relive.

Pleasure only starts once the worm has got into the fruit; to become delightful, happiness must be tainted with poison.

Not only are bloggers suckers for the remarkable, so are the people who read blogs.

President Obama said that he designed Obamacare after Romneycare and basically made it Obamneycare.

You just promised me eternity, you know. I can make you live to regret it.