'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

Daring life!

You should've mentioned you were bringing a beautiful woman. I would've combed my hair.

Amidst such Soulful freedom, Christmas is never hindered - but, freely embraced.

Innovation: Imagine the future and fill in the gaps.

With the people, for the people, by the people. I crack up when I hear it; I say, with the handful, for the handful, by the handful, cause that's what really happens.

Eventually you love people - friends or lovers - because of their flaws.

I'm an economist, I do a lot of forecasting, and I'm probably one of the most successful forecasters in terms of very specific kinds of forecasts.

I'm having a great life, and I want to go on having one.

You cannot make a cheap palace.

What to us may seem like a tragedy when it happens eventually can form itself into a gift.