To Yesterday's Companionship and Tomorrow's Reunion.

All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved.

I think all women have a certain elegance about them which is destroyed when they take off their clothes.

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

Basically, I am a good, gentle person, but I am attracted to mean personalities.

After all, a girl is... well, a girl. It's nice to be told you're successful at it.

We are all tied to our destiny and there is no way we can liberate ourselves.

Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H.

What surprises me in life are not the marriages that fail, but the marriages that succeed.

I always thought that if I ever got good reviews I'd be happy. It's so empty. It's never what I wanted, ever. All I wanted was just what everybody else wants - to be loved.

I can't take his genius any more.

Curiosity is the art of creativity.

...you may be able to sway people's heads. But you can't sway their hearts.

When we ... devote ourselves to the strict and unsparing performance of duty ihen happiness comes of itself.

There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophy.

Better to be right about the trend and wrong about the implementation, than the other way around.

A women needs ropes and ropes of pearls.

That all power of suspending laws, or the execution of laws, by any authority, without consent of the representatives of the people, is injurious to their rights, and ought not to be exercised.

A mild attack of apoplexy may be called death's retaining fee.

I've always looked at friends as the family we choose.

Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating... yet so joyous.