To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Cloud root beer floats and moon grilled cheeses. But their favorite food is stardust.

We all see the same thing, but interpretive it differently.

Your sacred space is where you can find yourself again and again.

It's about time we stopped buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like.

I don't feel like there should have been three backs taken ahead of me. And I'll always feel that way. But there's only one draft, and I can't change it. All I can do is go out and prove myself.

I believe from what I can see there is a good chance the shift will happen in humanity before it is too late.

Jesse Helms has never been an invincible man.

I live an idle burden to the ground.

Most parts that can be played by one actor can equally well be played by another, but not this.