[To a priest who smoked:] What a shame for a man to dress like a saint and smell like a devil!

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face.

[When asked her occupation:] Destroyer of the works of the Devil by the direct order of God.

Faithful to the cause of Prohibition - She hath done what she could

It is not possible to make a bad law. If is is bad, it is not a law.

I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.

God is a politician; so is the devil.

Dream while others are sleeping. Dare while others are wishing. Do while others are talking. Deliver while others are quitting.

A sentence should be read as if its author, had he held a plough instead of a pen, could have drawn a furrow deep and straight to the end.

Our best-laid plans are often our worst-made decisions.

She smelled of talcum powder and Big Red.

I'd rather make music than tour.

I love you-I do-but I am afraid of making that love too important. Because you're always going to leave me, A. We can't deny it. You're always going to leave.

As Lord Chesterfield said of the generals of his day, 'I only hope that when the enemy reads the list of their names, he trembles as I do.

The level of evolution in this world is not exactly high.

We are sick of war, we don't want to fight, And yet we gorge ourselves upon the dead.

It is the rate of investment which governs the rate of saving, and not vice versa.