To accept on faith is the basic requirement for getting on with life.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half?

The Internet is uncontrollable. And if the Internet is uncontrollable, freedom will win. It's as simple as that.

A man of pleasure is a man of pains.

It's not a face, but a personal insult.

Understand that you don't know it all. You don't know anything yet. What you've been taught is great, but always go with common sense. And don't marry your first love.

The thing about black history is that the truth is so much more complex than anything you could make up.

The problem is that many of our policymakers want to base sweeping laws on those feelings.

If you go all the way back to the days just following creation, men lived nine hundred years or more.

When an actor asks you to read his script, your heart sinks. The number of scripts I've been given by actors that are so unbelievably terrible!

It is important to have people believe in you. With this support, what you can achieve is limitless.