To argue without knowledge is like trying to weave without thread.

When emotion supersedes reason ... gullibility must follow.

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

there is nothing like a garden to rest the soul.

The only way to do it is to do it: by writing, writing, writing.

I knew the answer, and--of course--so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.

Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.

A man asking for help ought to at least give directions.

Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.

Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.

I am abroad in the night with my servants. We come to smoke the northern lights, to rape the Wendigo, to melt igloos with streams of hot, bloody piss. To see and see.”“Oh. You’re a bit east.

Wherever you walk, stand or sit, do it with self-confidence and be firmly convinced: I am a singer! Being tentative is one of the deadly theatre sins.

Patience is like ice cold water runing truth your veins, but our love will be immense

Some political leaders in the world make big mistakes but they never resign

The hon. gentleman had better spare his interrogations if they are as senseless as that one.

I tend to be a bit of a workaholic, but I also can't function without some sort of domesticity as well.

Tradition simply means that we need to end what began well and continue what is worth continuing

In fourth grade, I missed 82 days of school. Out of 160.

He does not keep company with those who wish to harm him.

Come now, don't make such a funeral face. It isn't dying that's sad; it's living when you're not happy.