To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

At times there is nothing so unnatural as nature.

The primary subject of fiction is and has always been human emotion, values, and beliefs.

Things exalted then decay. This is going against the Way. What goes against the Way meets an early end.

I like places where you can dance to crazy music, like Bedlam or Eastern Bloc in the East Village.

Becoming wealthy is not a matter of how much you earn, who your parents are, or what you do.. it is a matter of managing your money properly.

There's times you want to give up and times you want to move on ... you get so much satisfaction out of staying and sticking with it, and seeing things turn around.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

Learn to draw. Try to make your hand so unconsciously adept that it will put down what you feel without your having to think of your hands. Then you can think of the thing before you.

I love being able to help and encourage my friends and I try to inspire them as they do me.

If your opponent wants to fight, the fight will be very interesting not just for the audience, but for myself.