To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

We are fools in the stream of time, in moments of calm, we will laugh about ourselves.

Your mentality sets the stage for your prosperity.

Every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

The kid come in at a strange angle, made the notes glitter like crystal.

Do you want a collection of brilliant minds or a brilliant collection of minds?

Loving can cost a lot but not loving always costs more, and those who fear to love often find that want of love is an emptiness that robs the joy from life.

Life is a series of ups and clowns. Make it worth your wild!

Suspicion has its dupes, as well as credulity.

You'll know what kind of bird I am when I fly over you.