To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I couldn't stand here, hanging on, when the very thing I held disappeared more with each passing day.

People at any stage will profit by taking the wheel and getting pointed in the right direction.

Madness need not be all breakdown. It may also be break-through. It is potential liberation and renewal as well as enslavement and existential death.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Let every man come to God in his own way.

I call children "our ultimate investment."

By definition, remarkable things get remarked upon

Focus on how the end-user customers perceive the impact of your innovation - rather than on how you, the innovators, perceive it.

The President is the symbol of who the people of the United States are. He is the person who stands for us in the eyes of the world and the eyes of our children.

Im a hoot and a half, I like to think.