To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it.

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short.

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself.

Latins for Republicans. It's like roaches for Raid.

Independent film is for actors that love to act.

It takes time to understand yourself, to go inside yourself and to question yourself and really take yourself to task. That's self-expression.

Is there a God? Yeah, but there's not just one God. There's a whole lot of gods, because one God couldn't have possibly made so many mistakes all by Himself. This had to be done by committee.

I love life, and I embrace every minute of it.

You know, I am kind of a bi-polarish schitzerphrenic. I run the gamut of being incredibly shy and withdrawn to being a crazy-eccentric exhibitionist. And I have always been like that.

Marriage is wild. I thought it was this perfect land of happiness and joy. Wrong! After you say you do, you don't for a long time.

Music is about bringing light to others.

Every believer experiences the Joy of salvation

In the name of Christ, I quit Christianity.

Today I must write a paragraph or a page better than I did yesterday.

There are certain protective forces in the universe that do watch over us, but the innocent die too.

I maintained my edge by always being a student; you will always have something new to learn.

Nobody "becomes" a character. You can't act unless you are who you are.

Who leaves the pine-tree, leaves his friend, Unnerves his strength, invites his end.

The theater is the 'church' and when I'm on that stage I am the Priest/Pastor, it is a pure spiritual journey for me.

Rapidity is the essence of war.