To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.

A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.

If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bumsteers.

To have been where you have beenAnd to still have joy, Dazzling in your heart, Now there’s a thing to make the whole world smile.

And you came to Finland to build a station?""No I came here on vacation to visit a friend.""That's good, " the driver said. "Vacations and friends are the two best things in life.

There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that. . . . But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope and that was him.

Eventually you won't think of 'the Internet business.' You'll think of it more like news, weather, sports, but even that taxonomy isn't clear.

We are spiritual beings whether we want to admit it or not, and inherent in our DNA is a design to return us home - home to our true essence, our greatest self, our limitless self.

Poland is an ally of the United States of America. It was our duty to show that we are a reliable, loyal, and predictable ally. America needed our help, and we had to give it.

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.

Most people, whether bull or bear, when they are right, are right for the wrong reason, in my opinion.

The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all.

It does look like a very good exercise. But what is the little white ball for?