To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

Until you go to Kentucky and with your own eyes behold the Derby, you ain't never been nowhere and you ain't seen nothin'!

If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial. If she doesn't like her, she's very cordial.

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

Such is the psychology of crowds that the majority will follow whoever appeared to be in power...

Do something completely unrelated to your goals, and feel good about it. We all need rest, recreation, and a reminder that there is more to life than pursuing our goals.

Your words crossed a threshold, And entered the past, Yet they have created, A word that will last.

Even though Doctor Strange is an established character, when you're doing an origin story there's a lot of room for manoeuvre.

Most of the albums that have taken long have been related to illness and fatigue or producer problems.

As for the Devil - that is somebody our religion tried to do without for a long time.

Waters are distilled out of Herbs, Flowers, Fruits, and Roots.

You are a Universe of Universes And your Soul a source of Songs.

Christianity is a pestilent superstition.

I put more pressure on myself to do well. I know how good I can be and I don't want to fall short of that.