To be comforted by God is a promise that few of us ever receive, because we are consumed with controlling our situations to avoid being vulnerable.

We must surrender ourselves to God, not our assignments.

Jesus has prayed over us that our faith in Him will not fail but rather be strengthened by the process we go through.

The wilderness is a place that every believer has to experience to be molded for their divine purpose.

We can never fully impact others to change if there is no evidence of change in our lives.

Spare no expense when the investment is thyself.

People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.

The ability to change constantly and effectively is made easier by high-level continuity.

We have to live and let live in order to create what we are.

How do I create something out of nothing? And how do I create my own life? I think it is by questioning, and saying to myself that there are no absolute truths.

Cousins are part of your life so stick with cuz, not friends.

Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.

The biggest mistake any of us can make is thinking that love is a feeling, an emotion. It's not that at all. It's an action.

Eroticism has its own moral justification because it says that pleasure is enough for me; it is a statement of the individual's sovereignty.

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.