To be creative, first I need to be really organized. If my apartment's messy I need to clean it. It's like before you start doing your homework or studying for a test, you have to have a clean room.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

She smiled smugly. “We came to an agreement, the duck and I.

Prayers have no boundaries. They can leap miles and continents and be translated instantly into any language.

It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.

The master's irresponsible power has no such bound.

What the eye sees is a synthesis of who you are and all you have learned. This is what I would call the language of photography.

I like the one about the little soulworms that fly out of the nest for the resurrection.

A fun movie is something that is pleasurable without being demanding, you don't have to think too hard.

Practice at hunger makes the fast easier.

All the people who live in the West Bank are Israelis, they're not Palestinians. There is no 'Palestinian.' This is Israeli land.

There is an abiding beauty which may be appreciated by those who will see things as they are and who will ask for no reward except to see.