To be forgotten by the one to whom you never forget is the worst thing ever happens.

Science blasphemed when tries to eliminate scarcity in economy.

To be under a physical bondage or a mental bondage is one of the worst situations someone could ever be in life.

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

Religion is the finger pointing to God. People are too busy licking the finger to notice where it's pointing.

I explained to the lady my love for John and his work, and she made it possible for me to purchase one of the 24 proofs, the one for 'I'm So Tired,' which I have on my piano at home.

Quality and service are important, if you want to make a sale. If you want to keep a customer for life, keep your promises.

I didn't start to be an artist myself until I was 24.

Jealousy in romance is like salt in food. A little can enhance the savor, but too much can spoil the pleasure and, under certain circumstances, can be life-threatening.

When anybody tells you something about writing, somebody will tell you something completely different and they will also be right

Honestly, I was pretty sure AltaVista was going to destroy Google