To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

He who cannot endure the bad will not live to see the good.

Love is the key to everything. Love your life.

All right, I'll wait another two thousand years to make jokes about my evilness.

I just remember I wanted to make my own dynasty and not keep following trends. I wanted to make my own.

I was so used to doing old blues licks with the first three fingers. When I started using my pinky and finding more spread things, that's when I started getting my own style.

I have a nest egg, and I don't buy above my means.

In putting images together I become active, and excitement is of another order - synthesis overshadows analysis.

The conqueror writes history, they came, they conquered and they write. You don't expect the people who came to invade us to tell the truth about us.

No man can succeed in a line of endeavor which he does not like.

God is love. He didn't need us. But he wanted us.