To be honest, I'm not that good at staying friends. I like to move on after a relationship ends. If I break up with somebody, I don't want to see her or hear from her.

Do men have a biological clock? I feel like I do. Something is definitely ticking!

We don't want women to really know men, because then they'll find out how much we need them.

I feel like I'm a fan of film who's actually in the business, too. So it'd be like saying like, ‘Yeah, I love the NFL,’ and then, ‘Yeah, I'm also a wide receiver.’

It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.

That's one of those things that will really hurt me personally, if I label a character or think about what it might do if it were to do well. I just try to do a good job with it.

I'm really just doing whatever comes my way and trying to stay busy and get better at what I'm doing.

You're making movies for 15 years and now people are like, 'You're the AT&T guy.'

I never had to say to myself, 'OK now, I've got to grow up and work for a bank, or go and sell real estate.' I never had to make that kind of break.

That just seems like a tough thing to do... just work in the middle of a company for your entire life. You just do the same thing out of college until you're 60, and then you retire

Im probably one of the worst people with numbers youve ever met. My brothers always kid that they think Im counting cards in Vegas, but Im just trying to add things up.

Mindfulness is awareness of everything that is happening in the moment of 'Now'. Mindfulness is a self development technique that will change the focus of our mind towards happiness.

Only the forward-looking Christian remains sincerely optimistic and joyful, knowing that Christ will win in the end.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

It's your own fear of failure that stops you from doing things.

No soul of high estate can take pleasure in slander. It betrays a weakness.

We now have a quarter of a million fossil species, but the situation hasn't changed much... We have even fewer examples of evolutionary transition than we had in Darwin's time.

But what is madness, if not being able to control your own mind?

Nobly to live, or else nobly to die,Befits proud birth.

You've eased my boredom for quite a while, haven't you? -Ryuk

Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.