To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

...maybe that's art. Seeing beauty others miss and capturing it.

I was never afraid of failure

Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.

Unfortunately apparently I am to blame because I don't produce enough English players.

Love is a thing you never can share.

To make things just that much more interesting, the changes can't be captured on camera, so anyone who doesn't see them firsthand thinks it's all some mass hallucination.

When you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don't expect him to thank or forgive you.

I'm not real. I'm theatre.

I've grown to realize the joy that comes from little victories is preferable to the fun that comes from ease and the pursuit of pleasure.

Today Christians spend more money on dog food then missions