To be honest everything goes over my head a bit.

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger

I try to be kind to people, to treat them with respect. And I'm proud of that.

Life has a way of answering questions you didn't even ask.

The marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she is a householder.

The human race is a race of cowards and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

In real life I'd say we're more bromantic. It's like we're literally like a married couple kind of.

I love my work, and I think that I was so lucky to pick a profession where it's a joy to go to work every day.

In zoos, along with the animals, the humanity of man is also prisoned! No cage is humane!

When one is painting one does not think.

Woman -a foe of friendship, an inescapable punishment, a necessary evil.